SOCIAL NETWORKING?! THIS MODERN AGE!!
These are places you can go to experience fake friendship with me. Not "virtual" friendship. That's misleading. We will be, truly, fake friends.
 
MySpace
   Are you suffering from SPAM withdrawl? Meet me here!

Facebook
   I have a fan page here. I almost put the word "fan" in quotes. Why do I think so little of myself? I'm allowed to have fans.